Maddie came to find me tonight and said in a high-pitched sober tone, "Mom, I have some bad news...
every time I ask Lyndon to hold my hand and he won't, it breaks my heart."
I should receive a medal for holding in my laughter during perilous times such as these.
Out of the blue one day Maddie says, "I don't like aliens, they creep me out." o-
kay. I wonder what she's been watching? Speaking of watching, her favorite show lately is "Phineas and
Ferb". Am I crazy, or is that show really funny? I find myself laughing
out loud at least 3 or 4 times each episode. ..."I know what we're gonna do today,
Ferb!" Yes, I can even quote lines from it.
After Maddie and Lyndon were in bed Maddie came out, acting as the spokesperson for the two of them. They wanted some chocolate milk in a
sippy. I told them if they could stay in bed for 10 minutes and NOT get out, even once, I would bring them up some chocolate milk. They agreed and I closed the door. After about a minute I hear
Maddie say, "Lyndon! NO! Don't do it! She really wont' bring us any milk if you go out!! STOP!" He must have listened because he didn't come out. So 10 minutes passed and true to my word, I opened their bedroom door with 2
sippies of chocolate milk. As soon as I walked in Maddie turned to Lyndon with a smile and said, "See what I mean, Lyndon?". I can really get used to this Maddie
enforcer girl.
Lyndon was sitting at the island eating and out of the blue said, "ah-poo-
dee-
zee" and then lets out a big laugh. What? I'm clueless. So I asked him to
repeat himself. Again, he says, "ah-poo-
dee-
zee". I'm still not catching it so I turn to his
interpreter, Maddie. "Maddie, what did he just say?" "Oops-a-daisy". Oh, of course.
Thank goodness for Maddie. She's helps me out all day
deciphering Lyndon's words. She's right pretty much every time. I should start paying her by the hour.
So here's what we've been doing this summer...
turning on the hose and playing in the water. Sadly though, even the water from the hose is warm.
(it's been over 100 degrees for something like over 50 days now. It's sickening.)
