sucks.

The Kirby vacuum guy came around today. I just about puked when he vacuumed our mattress and out came a grossly ridiculous amount of dead skin, bed bugs and bed bug feces (as he pointed out). No wonder they don't spend any money on marketing. They're brilliant, they come into your home, show you what kind of filth you're living in (and sleeping in) then vacuum it all up with their miracle machine. Who needs fancy commercials or giant billboards? Not kirby. genius.

p.s. I want a kirby. bad.